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It's Uno... With porn... could it be heaven on earth?

Not really, Yan 2 will have you saying “Oh what's this, I'm going to skip you, oh wait, what's this I'm skipping you again, oh yeah, DRAW 4 BITCH!” and then “Wait they aren't really going to show... oh DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK AM I GAY?!”.

Yan 2 is strip Uno. Yes, that game we all played as kids, that always ended when someone triumphantly yelled UNO and another kid (Usually little Billy from down the block who smells like piss) would gleefully smash a large stick of some sort over Mr. “Oh look at me and my one card faggoty ass!” Uno.

The game is played with you and four chicks, and all you need to do is beat one of the chicks you haven't seen naked yet to advance. It takes a little getting used to if you haven't played in a while, but once you get the hang of the Japanese characters, you'll have the chicks striping left and right! As far as the chicks go, all the old standards are here: glasses girl, quiet maid that likes bondage, young, adventurous chicks that playfully experiment with each other's body parts,.. Same old, same old.

“But hold on a second,” you say. “This is too good to be true!” Unlike most hentai games where you wander around an empty school to get laid, this one has a clear point! It's Uno, you must become the Uno master, then the chicks will want your man meat... and a gear shift. You know, if I was sitting there with a hard on, and a chick mounted the fucking gearshift of my fucking car, I'd burst into tears because on that day I would no longer be a man. Or she's just a lesbian who needed a ride. But who's going to clean this gooey shit up?! NATHAN, that's fucking who. It just goes to show you that when having sex with a hentai chick bring a wet-nap instead of a condom; that sticky vaginal fluid gets EVERYWHERE.

The strip sequences for when you win are hell. It's one of the types of games where you have to click on hotspots a number of times in a certain order. Of course the cursor never changes to tell you when you've hit a hotspot so you'll be rampantly clicking for hours on the chick's body, much like a stupid adventure game. A few sequences are done differently, with a brush, and you paint away the chicks' clothes, you know, like those sweet novelty pens that you can tip upside down. But damn it, I didn't just kick her ass at Uno to watch her stand there and have me fucking move my cursor over her! Get me a fucking candle or a cell phone or some fucking paper clips, just ANYTHING.

So you've worked your ass off winning at Uno and clicking non-stop to finish the strip part of the game. All the normal chicks are beaten, but wait what's this?! A secret bonus square! Eagerly you select the secret square! Who is it?! What is it?! IT'S 3 GUYS! Wondering where the fuck is going on you decide to try to beat them, DO NOT PLAY AGAINST THE MEN! There is no funny little twist or anything, Yan 2 pulls the worst-case scenario here. Well I guess worst case would be full-blown man-fucking, but this is close enough. Finally, after going through the pain of seeing censored penis you unlock one final chick, the game's mascot. NOT WORTH IT! I'm NOT FUCKING GAY. LOOK I JERKED OFF TO IT BECAUSE IT WAS HABIT, AFTER JERKING FOR 40 STRIP SEQUENCES I DID IT SUBCONSCIOUSLY. I SWEAR!

Basically this strip sequence shows my feelings of the game.

God, if you are listening, please have those crazy Japanese make a strip Crossfire, and don't let them fuck it up with eggs and yaoi. Or Fireball Island, that game was cool because you could flip the board over and have ENTIRELY DIFFERENT GAME!

Thank you,

NathanTR