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Oh yeah, they went there. They went there a lot. Yes, it really is possible for there to be too much of a very, very underaged good thing. Would it KILL you fuckers to maybe use your drawing skills and unparalleled knowledge of the human anatomy for the forces of good and maybe give her some tits so that all of us good, wholesome, normal manga masturbators can do our thing, blissfully ignorant all the while? I mean, you know how when you beat off to Card Captor Sakura hentai - and YES, I know you are, don't bother stuffing those doujinshi under the bed because I KNOW - you feel pretty lousy about yourself, but not all THAT lousy, because for some inexplicable reason Sakura has her pubescent secondary sexual characteristics despite being, you know, TEN YEARS OLD. No harm, no foul, you're only human. Well, with Ecoco porn, they don't even give you that courtesy. Ecoco is underage, and you know it. Not only do you know it, you know it in exquisite detail. Every lascivious line on her cute penguin panties, every non-existant protrusion on her concrete-flat torso, every moan of pleasure (or possibly “PLEASE STOP TOUCHING MY PEE PEE!” but hell if I can read that squiggly moon-man junk) all rendered in exquisite detail. It's evil, and so skillfully so that you have to use positive adjectives to describe how awful and reprehensible it is. Tricky bastards.

I can understand the innate desire to poke and prod our phalluses into warm, tight holes. Yes, I also know that WOMEN LIE, and as one great wordsmith said, “Bitches ain't nothin' but tricks and hoes”; thusly grown women will not sleep with our fat, pasty otaku asses. And yes, I even understand how it's difficult to impress women with a tiny, tiny penis. I'm on your side here, dude, I can relate. Still, I have one eensy weensy point of contention with this whole scenario...

HOW in the name of ALL THAT IS SWEET AND HOLY do you BEAT OFF to a cute little girl in a FUCKING PENGUIN PARKA

I take suggestions here, by the way. So you're ramming this preteen and you don't feel any particular remorse. Thoughts must be going through your head about how you're turning this sweet little innocent into an emotionally barren fuckup who will likely be taking cock for popsicles on the streets by age twelve. If you can keep your dick up through that, your resolve is almost commendable if you weren't a rotten scumfuck deserving to be beaten until my hands are bloody stumps. However, I find it totally inconceivable that you can do it while she's wrapped up in an adorable little penguin jacket. You'd either start cooing and want to squeeze her (NONSEXUALLY, of course) because she's so KAWAIIIIIIII ^______^, or you'd come to the realization “Oh my God, I'm trying to fuck the most adorable thing in the entire world.”. Then you steal her scarf and hang yourself. Have fun in hell with the I KISS YOU guy, fucko.

Y'know Satan, you may be the embodiment of all evil, but you're really not that bad of a guy.



Go to hell, Satan. Well, back to hell. Something like that.

G'nite, folks.

Addendum 3/15/02

Mr. Roboto, esteemed denizen of the forums, wrote a special little version of a ditty you may be familiar with. This is so incredibly rad that I don't think my breeches will be unsoiled for a week.

Devil Went Down to B.C.
To the tune of “Devil Went Down to Georgia” by Charlie Daniels